Sometimes I like to cosplay as a Christian online and spread the word of Jesus Christ because some people just cannot understand being a nice person without the threat of eternal damnation
this fucking girl on bumble sent me like three shy anime girl images and said like “uhmm… hi you seem really cool 😖😖 i’m so nervous” and it fr pissed me off so bad i deleted the app
I want to go swimming’s so bad!!!!! I’ve had dreams about swimming the last few nights but no one wants to go to the river with me :((((
most sexual things that are not sex:
-surgery
-inside of computers
-chess
-winter storm warnings












